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on April 25, 2024

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Free E-book May 1 - May 3: _The Diamond Grenade_ Pick one up!

The Diamond Grenade is pretty epic for being less than 200 pages. It's one of these rollicking, fast-paced sorts of deals - fantasy fiction. Made up of five parts, each a novella I'll say, it's funny if profound. There's a print paperback edition available for $5.60 on Amazon. Starting today - Wednesday, May 1 - the E-book version will be free. This promotion lasts until Friday. Pick one up! Maybe you'll dig it. If you don't have a Kindle or other reader, these apps are free: PC: (Google Play) ReadEra Apple: Ebook Reader Post by @vasdipmuff View on Threads

The "Kneecap Removal Disallowed (not to say disavowed)" Affidavit and Rag

Be mild and gentle and childlike Be kind and peaceful each day Be graceful and love all your neighbors And have a nice thing to say Be obsequeous, purple and clairvoyant Try not to have your kneecaps jacked Don't beat ppl up at the shopping centre And never ever shake a baby around Juggle cats, but tie them not to trees Nor nail them there nor their skins remove Do thou not juice and drink kittens And sup upon puppies only in moderatioms When working, work as is meet to goals At play, gad on about, but cautiously Fly kites gingerly bearing keys in thunderstorms With fine wire interlaced with the strings down Plagiarize unreservedly When not in an academic setting up Think not it is exactly deservedly When attentions are paid to yer needs Pronunce 'Pronounciate' in any pronouncubation you want Where in which dictionary does it say That the definition of a word is actually factually that It has to be in the damned dictionary Finis?

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