The "Kneecap Removal Disallowed (not to say disavowed)" Affidavit and Rag

Be mild and gentle and childlike
Be kind and peaceful each day
Be graceful and love all your neighbors
And have a nice thing to say

Be obsequeous, purple and clairvoyant
Try not to have your kneecaps jacked
Don't beat ppl up at the shopping centre
And never ever shake a baby around

Juggle cats, but tie them not to trees
Nor nail them there nor their skins remove
Do thou not juice and drink kittens
And sup upon puppies only in moderatioms

When working, work as is meet to goals
At play, gad on about, but cautiously
Fly kites gingerly bearing keys in thunderstorms
With fine wire interlaced with the strings down

Plagiarize unreservedly
When not in an academic setting up
Think not it is exactly deservedly
When attentions are paid to yer needs

Pronunce 'Pronounciate' in any pronouncubation you want
Where in which dictionary does it say
That the definition of a word is actually factually that
It has to be in the damned dictionary

Finis?